Stranded on a Desert Island

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This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he see's a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship," the speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks. it's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"

He replies, "Ten Years!"

She reaches over and unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of the wet suit and says to him, "And how long has it been since you had some REAL fun?"

The man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got set of golf clubs in there!"

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