Hindu, Jew and Attorney Traveling

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There is a Hindu man, a Jewish man, and an attorney traveling in a car down a backroad when, all of a sudden, their car stops running. They walk down the road looking for help.

Finally, they come upon a farmhouse. By now it is pretty late so they ask the farmer if they can spend the night. He says sure, but one of them will have to sleep in the barn. The Hindu man said he can sleep in the barn, and that it is not a problem. Everybody goes to sleep.

Pretty soon they are awakened by a pounding on the door. It is the Hindu man. He says, "I am sorry, but I can't sleep in the barn because there are cows out there."

So the Jewish man stands up and says he can sleep in the barn, and that it is not a problem. Everybody goes back to sleep.

Once again they were awakened with pounding on the door. It's the Jewish man. He says, "I am sorry, but I can't sleep in the barn because there are also pigs out there."

So the attorney says he'll sleep in the barn and they all go back to sleep.

Again, there is heavy pounding on the door and when the farmer opens the door he sees the cows and the pigs.

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