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A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands Spread-legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up but she has landed so hard her pussy has stuck to the floor, creating such a vacuum that she can't move. She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strength to lift her but she won't budge. "Why don't we just get a hammer and break the tiles around my pussy and lift me up that way?" she asks.

"Great idea", says the husband, "but just let me rub your tits a little." "Why?" asks the confused housewife.

"So I can slide you into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there."

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