Q: why are there no mexican olympics?
A: Because anyone who can run jump or swim are allready in the U.S.
Q: Why did only 200 mexicans cross the border today?
A: Because they only had one van.
Q: How do you find out the population of mexico?
A: Drop a quarter on the ground.
Q: How do you find the richest man in mexico?
A: Who ever found the quarter.
Q: What should the new name for mcdonalds be called?
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