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RESOLUTION #1 1993: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 1994: I will read at least 10 books a year. 1995: I will read 5 books a year. 1996: I will finish The Pelican Brief 1997: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year. 1998: I will read at least one article this year. 1999: I will try and finish the comics section this year.

RESOLUTION #2 1993: I will get my weight down below 180. 1994: I will watch my calories until I get below 190. 1995: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200. 1996: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight. 1997: I will work out 5 days a week. 1998: I will work out 3 days a week. 1999: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

RESOLUTION #3 1993: I will not spend my money frivolously. 1994: I will pay off my bank loan promptly. 1995: I will pay off my bank loans promptly. 1996: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 1999. 1997: I will be totally out of debt by 2000. 1998: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2000. 1999: I will try to be out of the country by 2000.

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