Need to Cut off Both Legs

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At the hospital, there was a man laying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man. "Doctor," the man asked, "Will I be ok?"

The doctor turned to him and said, "Well there is good and bad news."

"Tell me the bad news," said the man.

"Well," said the doctor, "the bad news is that we are going to have to cut both your legs off."

"Oh my god," said the man, "What the hell is the good news?"

"The good news is," said the doctor, "see that man over there, he wants to buy your shoes."

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