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A toad different from other toads because he was yellow. He went to the doctor and said, "Doctor you have to help because I'm yellow and all the others toads are green." The doctor said, "I'll give you surgery and turn you green." He turned him green and sent him on his merry way.

The next day an elephant came in and said, "Doctor you have to help. I'm pink and all the other elephants are gray." The doctor said, "I'll give you surgery and turn you gray." Then he turned him gray and sent him on his merry way.

Later the toad came back and said, "Doctor my dick is still yellow." The doctor sent him to the Wizard of Oz.

The next day the elephant came back and said, "Doctor you've got to help me. My dick is still pink." The doctor said, "I'll send you to the Wizard of Oz." The elephant asked, "How do you get there?" The doctor said, "Follow the yellow dick toad."

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