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3 Vampires Visit a Restaurant

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A vampire walked into a resturaunt and asked for a cup of blood. The waiter gave it to him and the vampire walked out.

A second vampire walked in and asked for a hot cup of blood. The waiter gave it to him and the vampire walked out.

A third vampire walked in and asked for a hot cup of water. The waiter asked, "What's wrong with you? You're a vampire and you don't want blood?" The vampire smiled, pulled a used tampon out of his pocket and exclaimed, "Tea time!"

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by Rachel C. 1+ years ago

Hahahaha.... Epic..!! =D

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by Twi~Hard~fan C. 1+ years ago

i love the scent of blood, my friends call me Vamp Girl

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