Once a little boy went to his mother and said, "Mommy! Mommy! There's a rat on the dinner table!" His mother looked like she was going to puke and said, "Well hurry, son! Go ask your father to catch it!" The boy says, "Nah, it's alright. I put the cat on the dinner table to catch the mouse."
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