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The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client.

The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her.

After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara."

The African king pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."

Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France."

The African king pauses for a while. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect.

Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."

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by George G. 1+ years ago

This secretary is fucking lucky!

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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

lolz!! theres some uder ones of dis wif a chinese guy....but i dont kno who had it first, and im not saying its a repeat so plz dont give me 27 thumbs down ( 26 is enuf!!)

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by STONER BABE P. 1+ years ago

DDDAAAAAMMMNN!!!!

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by R.D. M. 1+ years ago

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!? Blazing balls of the Pope!

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by CAJE C. 1+ years ago

.... Ow.

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by Tariro B. 1+ years ago

yeah, well. you ddnt think this guy was a King for no particular reason, did you? ;-)

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by Hannah V. 1+ years ago

omg his dick is larger than 14 inches holy shit

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by John M. 1+ years ago

Absolutely epic. I cut, i cut... thats great. poor guy...

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