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Dog Named Mypenis

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Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?

- Mypenis ate my homework.

- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!

- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.

- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.

- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

- I love giving Mypenis a bath.

- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.

- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.

- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds! me(Rob)

- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.

- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.

- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.

- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.

- If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.

- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.

- Help! I can't find Mypenis!

- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.

- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.

- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Joel E. 1+ years ago

A couple was just the person "trying" too hard and just being sexual with nothing to do with a dog, like "I think mypenis has a mind of it's own." Well of course it does, no one would claim your dog and you shared the same mind.

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by Cheyenne T. 1+ years ago

Ahh come on! I've got one to add!!! Mypenis likes butts.

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