Eddie walks into his neighborhood bar, and talks to John, the bartender.
John: How are things at home Eddie?
Eddie: Eh, I had another fight with the little woman.
John: And how did that turn out?
Eddie: She had to come to me on her hands and knees this time.
John: Wow, that's a switch. What did she say?
Eddie: "Get out from under the bed, you weasel."
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