Three guys were sitting at a table having a few drinks, when one noticed a beautiful young lady with a short tight skirt sitting alone at the table across from them. "Look guys, that beauty isn't wearing any panties, I can see her pubic hair." "That's not hair," said another guy, "she's wearing black panties."
After hearing the two guys arguing for a while over whether it was hair or panties, the third guy volunteered to sneak a peek under her table and find out the real truth...seconds later he was back. "Well," they asked, "Is it panties, or hair?" Trying not to gag, he replied, "Flies."