The Rules for Women about Men

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1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

2. Don't imagine you can change a man--unless he's in diapers.

3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

4. So many men--so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

5. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put the mall there.

6. Tell him you're not his type--you have a pulse.

7. Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

8. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

9. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway.

10. Never sleep with a man who has named his penis.

11. A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.

12. Definition of a bachelor--a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

13. Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

14. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

15. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

16. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

17. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

18. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

19. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually "oh all right, I'll stay the night."

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