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A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes when he lets loose with a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing." She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What the hell was that?" She replies "Touchdown, tie score." Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 5 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

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