A man with a pie on his head walked into the pub. "Can I have a pint, please?" He asked the barman.
So the barman was pulling his pint, and as he was doing so he said, "If you don't mind me asking, why have you got a pie on your head?"
"Oh," said the man, "I always have a pie on my head on Wednesdays."
"But today's Tuesday!"
"Oh, I must look like a right idiot, then, mustn't I?!"
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