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A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.

Suddenly a really ugly man walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women you ever saw.

Disheartened by all this, the good looking man asks the barman, "Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women. What's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want but have not been able to connect all night. What's going on?"

"Well," said the Barman, "I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows...."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by jon k. 1+ years ago

He has a really long tongue, so the wemen love him, think of Gene Simmons... not that great of a joke though

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by cathy m. 1+ years ago

o . . .i get it now , but thats not a very good joke

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by Robert T. 1+ years ago

I don't get it

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