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A guy sitting at a bar figured he's had enough to drink so he decided that it was time for him to go home. He drunkenly tried to stand up but fell down. He tried again, and again he fell down, so he figured he'd just crawl outside and try to stand up then.

When he got outside, he pulled himself up at a parking meter, but fell down again.

Since he only lived a few blocks away, he decided to crawl home.

When he got to his front door, he tried to get up again, but he fell down.

Not wanting to wake up his wife, he crawled into his house, up the stairs to his bedroom, into bed and fell asleep.

The next morning, his wife angrily woke him up, "You were drinking last night!" "No I wasn't," replied the man in mock indignation.

"Don't lie to me," the wife said, "the bar just called and said you left your wheelchair there last night."

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