A blonde and a brunette went whale watching. When they were in the middle of the ocean the blonde screamed out, "I see a whale,I see a whale." The brunette standing next to her said, "That's not a whale, that's a boat." The blonde didn't do anything for a while. She just stayed where she was. A little while later the brunette saw a real whale and started screaming, "I see a whale, I see a whale!" Then she turned to the blonde and said, "Now that's a real whale." The blonde answered, "I still think mine is better."