What Bill Gates Says and Means

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Gates Says: We will fix any problems with Netscape. He Means: We'll take them out of buisness.

Gates Says: There is a flight simulator hidden inside Excel '98. He Means: There is one screen shot and an order form charging $80 for the Flight Simulator.

Gates Says: I will not cheat. He Means: I will bend the rules.

Gates Says: We will create the best opearting system ever! He Means: We'll take everyone else out of buisness, making our OS the only one, and that makes it the best.

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