At a wedding just outside Cavan in Ireland, everyone got pissed and the bride's and groom's families wrecked the reception room and generally kicked the crap out of each other. The Police got called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appeared in court. The fight continued in the court room until the Judge finally bought calm with the use of his hammer, shouting, "Silence in Court!"
The court room went silent and Paddy, the best man, stood up and said, "Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened." The Judge agreed and asked Paddy to take the stand. Paddy began his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.
Paddy said, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick in her privates."
The Judge instantly responded, "God...that must of hurt!" Paddy replied "Hurt! He broke three of me fucking fingers!"