Top 10 Psycho Pick Up Lines

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10. Wanna swap meds?

9. Can I buy you a spatula?

8. Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils?

7. Your crawlspace or mine?

6. You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.

5. May I lick your forehead?

4. Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?

3. Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.

2. What's your favorite flavor of wood?

1. You've stolen my heart, but that's okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!

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by jess f. 1+ years ago

"You have pretty eyes.. Can I touch them?"

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