Father O'Grady was saying his good-byes to the parishioners after a Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears.
"What's bothering you, dear?" ask Farther O'Grady.
"Oh,father, I've got terrible news," replied Mary. "My husband passed away last night."
"Oh Mary!" said the father, "That's awful! Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?"
"Yes..." Mary replied sheepishly.
"Well?" He said, "what was the last thing he said?"
Mary sighed... "He said, 'Please Mary, put the gun down.'"
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