How Can I Be a Better President

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Bill Clinton went to bed one night and then suddenly woke up to see George Washington standing there. He asked, "How can I be a better president?" Washington replied, "Be honest Bill."

Clinton went back to bed, then he woke again to see Thomas Jefferson standing there. He asked, "How can I be a better president?" Jefferson replied, "Be loyal Bill."

He went back to bed, then woke again to see Abe Lincoln standing there. He asked, "Abe, how can I be a better president?" Lincoln relied, "Go to a theater Bill."

(Abe was killed in a theater)

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