One day a little boy asked his mother if he could take a shower with her. The mom said yes and soon they took a shower. The boy looked up and asked, "Mom, what are those two big things on your chest?" The mom looked at him and replied, "Those are my headlights." The boy looked down and asked, "Mom, what is that furry thing?" The mom looked at him and replied, "That is my tunnel, so something that goes in can see because of my headlights."
The next day the boy asked his dad if he could take a shower with him. The dad said yes and soon they took a shower. The boy looked down and asked, "Dad what is that stick for?" The dad looked at him and replied, "thats not a stick that's my train."
Later that night the boy heard funny noises from his parents room. He got out of bed and entered the room, "Son! I bet you are wondering what's going on." The dad said. "No, I already know, Your train is going through mommy's tunnel and since it's so dark she turned her headlights on."
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