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I invited my girlfriend over after my dad left so we could have sex. We began and shortly afterwards a steam of blood was on the bed, a period! I carried her off into the bathroom, and I went out to the bed again and began to suck up the blood and spit it out again into the sink. As I got some more into my mouth, my dad came in--he had forgotten his briefcase. "What are you drinken son?" I swallowed (gulp) "Tomato Juice."

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