Broken Horse

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The day after Christmas a mounted Police Officer sees a young boy riding a bike. He stops the boy and asks, "Did Santa Claus bring you that bike?" "Yes." the little boy answered. The police officer got off of the horse and said, "Well Santa did a bad thing, he gave you a bike but no helmet. So I'm going to have to give you a ticket. You're not in any trouble, but you should take this ticket straight home and give it to your mom or dad and they will know what to do."

The little boy looked really sad. As the police officer remounted his horse the little boy asked him, "Did Santa Claus bring you that horse?" The police officer thought to himself, I was a little hard on the kid.... "Yes," he replied, "Santa brought me this horse." "Well," said the little boy, "you need to take it back, it's broken...the dick is supose to be on the bottom."

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by shan m. 1+ years ago

lolol burned

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