24 Hours to Live

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There was this patient who received a phone call from his doctor. The doctor said, "I have some bad news and some worse news."

The patient said, "let me have it."

The doctor said, "The bad news is that I got your test results back and you have only 24 hours to live."

The man finally asked the doctor, "What's the worse news?"

The doctor replied, "I forgot to call you yesterday"

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by Samantha A. 1+ years ago

its kinda retareded cuz if he only had 24 hours to liove he would have already died

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