A man found this lamp. He rubbed it and out came a genie. The genie said that since the man freed him from the lamp he would grant him three wishes.
The man first wished for a big, beautiful car. The genie gave it to him. He then wished for a great big house. The genie gave it to him. When it came to his third wish, the man became real shy. The genie coaxed and cajoled him to make his wish. After a lot of coaxing the man said, "I want to be between a beautiful girl's legs." He became a sanitary napkin.