A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Hey! no mushrooms. Get out." The mushrooms says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy."
A termite went into a bar and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"
A pork chop walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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