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A man walks into a bar carrying three ducks under his arms. The bartender has learned not to question people when they bring animals into the bar. So the man sits down and starts to drink. After a while the man gets up and walks to the bathroom. When the man leaves the bartender looks at the ducks and starts to talk to them.

"So what are your names?"

The first duck responds, "My name is Hewi."

So then the bartender goes, "And how was your day?"

The first ducks says, "Great! I was in and out of puddles all day long."

So the bartender goes to the second duck and asks, "What's your name?"

The second duck says, "My name is Dewi."

Again the bartender asks, "And how was your day?"

The duck responds, "Great! I was in and out of puddles all day."

So the bartender goes to the third duck and goes, "Your name must be Loui then."

"No," replies the duck. "I'm Puddles and don't ask about my fucking day."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: animals, nature word fun (puns, riddles)

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by Eric P. 1+ years ago

Not bad, although I figured out the punchline before I got to it. This joke is reminiscent of another joke on this site, in which several young schoolboys tell their teacher they were late for class because they were "on top of Blueberry Hill". Finally, a girl comes in and her name is Blueberry Hill.

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