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Farmer's Three Daughters and a Silver Saddle

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There was this farmer who lived with his 3 daughters. One was gorgeous, one was somewhat pretty, and one was really really ugly and retarded. One day this man came along. He walked up to the farmer and said, "Sir, could you please let me stay here with you, for I have no where else to go?" The farmer looked the man up and down and said, "No!" The man turned to walk away then he turned back to the farmer and said, "I will give you my brand new silver saddle."

After the farmer heard this his eyes began to glow. He had about a million horses and didn't have enough saddles for each of them. The farmer looked at the man, and there he saw in his hands the gorgeous silver saddle. It was absolutely beautiful. "Well," said the farmer, "I do have a lot of horses, and that saddle really is beautiful." The man started nodding his head yes, as if he was agreeing with the farmer. The farmer scratched the back of his neck and said, "I guess you can stay here, but only for one night, and you have to stay away from my 3 daughters." The man thanked the farmer. Picked up his belongings and walked around to the back of the house.

When he got there he saw the most beautiful girl he had ever seen in his whole life. She was absolutely gorgeous. The man smiled, for he was coming up with a brilliant plan. He walked over to the beautiful milk maid, who then turned and looked at him. He looked her up and down and said, "Ma'am, if you fuck me I will give you this beautiful silver saddle, for you know that your father has a lot of horses and he needs another saddle." The girl just stared at him, but then said, "Ok." The man practically jumped for joy, because it had been a long time since he last had sex. That girl gave him the best sex he had ever had.

He walked a little more when he came upon another girl. She wasn't as pretty as the first, but she looked ok. He smiled again for he was coming up with another plan. He walked over to the somewhat pretty milkmaid and said, "Ma'am if you fuck me I will give you this beautfiul silver saddle, for you know that your father has a lot of horses and he needs another saddle." This girl looked up at him and said, "ok." The man was excited once more, for it had been a while since he last had sex. This sex wasn't as good as the first, but it was ok.

He kept walking until he came upon another girl. He couldn't really see her face, but he knew she couldn't be as bad as the last girl. She was real pretty from the back. He smiled once more for he was coming up with a good plan. He walked over to this milkmaid. She then looked up to him. He was so frightened by her looks. She was the retarded sister. She has pimples, and freckles, and moles all over her face. Her eyes were crooked, and she has drool hanging out of her mouth. The man jumped back in surprise. "Ma'am, ummm....ummmm...um....um...um... if you fffuck me, I guess I'll give you my silver saddle, for you know that your father has a lot of horses and he needs another saddle." The retarded girl just stared at him. Then she started jumping up and down, and clapping her hands, and said "OK, OK, OK." The man fucked her, and it was totally awful. She stunk really bad like she had never taken a bath.

The next day the man woke up when the crow started howlering. He decided that he would take his silver saddle and run with it before anybody knew he was gone. He wanted to sell the silver saddle for some more money. He packed his things and headed out the door. When he got to the road the first daughter came out and said, "Where's my silver saddle?" The man turned around. The second daughter came out and said, "Where's my silver saddle?" The man dropped all his things. The third, and retarded, daughter came out and said, "Where's my silver saddle" The man was scared now. The father walked out onto the porch and said, "Where's my silver saddle?" The retarded daughter looked at him and said, "Did he fuck you too, daddy?"

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