A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she stands in front of the mirror, looking at herslef, asking him how she looks.
One day fresh out of the shower, she was yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion, "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day get a peice of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a peice of toilet paper, standing in front of the mirror and rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "Oh, they'll grow larger over a period of years." he replied. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a peice of tiolet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" The husband shrugs, "It worked for your ass didn't it?"