A house selling cheap, quickly buy before it burns out. Quick! Fire engines are rushing there already!
A flat, price negotiable. Selling before my neighbour comes back.
Need a maid? I'm selling her without her consent.
Want a sumptious meal? Pay me a sum of money and we'll arrange for a robbery at a restaurant.
Tutor available for tuition in all subjects. Results guaranteed. Have taught before 18 pupils in 3 days. A session is 10 minutes.
Bungalow for immediate occupation! Stay there for free while I get away. police is raiding it soon.
Old clothes for sale; ladies' wear for men, gentlemen's wear for ladies.
A boat, in good condition off the coast. State 90% except for hole in the bottom.
A set of computer, P2-366 speed. Good casing. Monitor included. everything inside the casing not included.
A collection of the Beatles CDs, good for frisbees.
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