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Y a X-Mas tree is better than a man

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"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" 1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. 2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. 3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet. 4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home. 5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it. 6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away. 7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees. 8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day. 9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck. <>*<> "Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man" 1. A Christmas tree is always erect. 2. Even small ones give satisfaction. 3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. 4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on. 5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. 6. A Christmas tree has cute balls. 7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls. 8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date. 9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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