An old man was sitting in front of a saloon when he saw a cowboy ride up on his horse. The cowboy rode up to the saloon, jumped off his horse, tied the horse to the hitching post. He then walked around behind the horse and stuck his finger up the horse's ass, pulled it out and rubbed his finger on his lips. The old man seeing this yelled, "What the hell did you do that for?!" The cowboy anwsered, "I have chapped lips." The old man asked, "Is that a cure for chapped lips?" The cowboy said, "No but it keeps me from licking them!"