Parrot from the Whore House

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A woman went into a pet store, saw a parrot, and asked to buy it. The man at the counter said, "I don't think you want that one, it used to live in a whore house." The woman replied, "I don't care I'll take it." She brought the parrot home and the parrot said, "New house, new master."

The woman's daughter came home and the woman said, "I got us a parrot." The parrot said, "New house, new master, new whores."

The woman's husband came home and the woman said, "Honey I got us a parrot." The parrot said, "New house, new master, new whores, hi George!"

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