There once was a couple who had sex every night. One night the man forgot to wear a condom and the woman got pregnant. The doctor told the couple that they had to stop being sexualy active until she had the baby. They were doing okay but they were still very horny. After three months they couldn't take it anymore so they had sex every night from then on.
When it was time for the baby to come out they rushed to the hospital. It was a short labor because as soon as the woman layed down the baby shot out of her pussy lickity split and landed on the ground. When the father went to pick it up the baby got up and rapidly tapped on the dads forehead and screamed, "How do you like it asshole?!"
submitted: 1+ years ago
viewed: 9,972 times
categories: sex, sexuality