A man walks into a bar and immediately goes to the counter. He sais to the bartender, "Gimme a Scotch!" Knowing this man very well the bartender asks, "Why, you never drink Scotch, what's the matter?"
The man then replies, "I just found out my brother is gay."
The next day the same man walks into the bar and says, "Gimme two Scotches." Again the bartender asks, "What's the problem this time, you don't drink scotch?"
The man replies, "I just found out my other brother is also gay."
The next day the man walks into the bar again and says, "Gimme the whole damn bottle of Scotch!"
The bartender asks, "Not again! Don't you have anyone in your family that likes girls?!"
The man then replies, "Yea, my wife."