There are three ministers out near a river bank fishing. It's a Baptist preacher, a Methodist preacher, and a Pentacostal preacher. They are silent until the Methodist begins to speak.
Methodist: "Brothers, I have a problem. I don't know who to go to because it's such a serious matter. I'm afraid I'll get kicked out of my church."
Pentacostal: "Brother if you can't talk to us about a problem, then you can't go to anyone. Please, tell us what your problem is."
Methodist: "Well, I have a very serious problem with lust. I'm up behind the pulpit and I see down at those gorgeous women and I lust after them. I have unpure, unclean thoughts about them all the time. I even have a mistress that I see 3 times a week. She is Dr. Smith's wife. We meet at the motel in the next town. I don't know what to do!"
Pentacostal: "Oh brother, I know what you are talking about, I have a problem with greed. Every chance that I get, I take money from the offerings at my church. I confiscate the tithes and put them in my bank account. I don't know what to do about that either...Brothers, pray for me."
Methodist: "Brother, we will pray for you. If you ever need anyone to talk to you can come to us. Isn't that right Brother? (Baptist)
The Baptist quietly got in a boat and began rowing with urgency.
Pentacostal and Methodist preachers ask the Baptist, "Brother? Where are you going?
Baptist: "Brothers, I have a very serious problem too! My problem is gossip. I can't keep a thing to myself for more than 5 minutes!"