Pure Man Bashing

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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them

Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. Thy don't have time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg? A. They won't stop to ask for directions.

Q. What do men and sperm have in common? A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? A. They all already have boyfriends.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What did God say after creating Adam? A. I must be able to do better than that.

Q. What did God say after creating Eve? A. "Practice makes perfect."

Q. How are men and parking spots alike? A. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common? A. They are all married.

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