Mommy takes Little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mommy?" asks Little Johnny. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother as she swiftly leads him away.
A week later Little Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that Daddy?" "That son, is the elephant's penis." "Mommy said it was nothing," said Little Johnny. "Well, your mother's spoiled, Johnny."
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