1. Waiter, waiter, will the pancakes be long? No, sir, it'll be round!!
2. Waiter, waiter, what's the fly doing in my soup? It's not doing anything! It's dead!
3. Doctor, doctor, will you help me out? Certainly, which way did you come in?
4. Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention. Student: I am paying as little as I can.
5. Teacher: You should have been here at 9 o'clock. Small boy: Why, what happened?
6. Which is the fastest: heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch cold.
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