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Johnny is sitting in class and blurts out "God damn!" The teacher replied in a shocking look and says, "Johnny!"

Five minutes later he again blurts out, "God damn!" The teacher again says, "Johnny!"

Five minutes later Johnny says, "God damn!" The teacher says, "Johnny out in the hall, now!" The teacher looks at Johnny and says, "Johnny, what's your problem?" Johnny starts out saying, "On the way to school the other day I saw two horses fucking." The teacher say, "Well Johnny, horses have to reproduce just like humans." Johnny say, "I know, but I kept walking and saw two cows fucking." The teacher again says, "Cows have to reproduce just like humans." Then Johnny says, "I know, but I kept walking and saw two rabbits fucking." The teacher again says, "Rabbits have to reproduce just like humans." Johnny says, "I know, but I was thinking if I was hung like a horse, balls like a bull, and fuck like a jack rabbit." The teacher says, "God damn!"

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