Bob walks into a bar and sees a monkey sitting on a bar stool. He asks the bartender, "What's the monkey doing on the bar stool?"
The bartender replies, "Oh this is cool. Check this out!" So the bartender whacks the monkey on the forehead. The monkey jumps off the stool, runs around the bar, comes back and gives the bartender a blow job.
Bob was really amazed and said, "This is cool! Do it again! Do it again!" So the bartender whacks the monkey on the forehead again. The monkey again jumps off the stools, runs around the bar, comes back and gives the bartender another blow job.
The bartender then turns to Bob and said, "Okay Bob, it's your turn." Bob thought about it for a second and replied, "Okay...but don't hit me too hard!"
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