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My first time ever the sky was dark the moon was high all alone just my dick and I. My schlong so hard it was a clue I knew just what I had to do. I remembered my fears my fast beating heart but slowly I spread my legs apart. I didn't know how but I tried my best I started by placing my hand on my tests. My pubes so curly, my balls so fine I felt a tingle down my spine. Then I did it I felt no shame and all at once the white stuff came.

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