A member of the paparazzi is looking in the window of the Pope one morning and snaps a picture of him masturbating. As the flash goes off, the Pope sees him and runs after him.
The Pope catches up to the guy and tells him that he can't sell that picture. The guy explains to the Pope this is how he makes his living. The Pope suggests a solution, telling him to sell the camera to him with the film still in it for the sum of five thousand dollars. The photographer agrees.
The Pope, relaxed that his problem is solved, walks back to his room with the camera around his neck. On the way back he crosses paths with two cardinals. They remark about his new camera and one of them asked him how much he paid for it. The Pope replies five thousands dollars and the two cardinals and the Pope go on their way. When out of earshot from the Pope, one of the cardinals says to the other, "Whoever sold the Pope that camera had to see him coming."