There once was a tiny brown sparrow, who was very tired of flying south every winter, just so he could fly all the way back to where he flew from. So one year, he decided to stay, and spend the winter in his tree.
The snow hit the ground, and sure enough he watched the other birds fly off while he sat in his tree. Pretty soon it got really cold, and he decided he didn't want to stick around, so off he flew. By then it was getting pretty damn cold, so before he got very far, his wings froze. He dropped from the sky and landed on the roof of an old barn, and fell right through onto the dirt floor. As if that wasn't bad enough, a cow walked over a shit right on him. The sparrow was so sad, he knew the end was near. Then he realized that the shit was warming him up, and his wings were defrosting! He was so happy he began to sing, a cat heard him, dug him out, and ate him.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY---
1. Someone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Someone who digs you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.
3. If your warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your damn mouth shut!
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