I know why you look like a horse, I saw your mom grazing in a field.
You so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China.
Your boy so ugly, you tried to give him a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.
You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.
You so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.
You so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
You so ugly, they call you Moses, cause everytime you step the water parts.
submitted: 1+ years ago
viewed: 48,337 times