Suicidal Blonde

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One day a blonde woman was so fed up with all of the dumb blonde jokes that she decided to kill herself. She took a rope outside and found a suitable tree. She threw the rope over a branch and proceeded to hang herself by the elbow.

Soon two men came along and asked, "What are you doing?"

She replied, "I'm hanging myself."

The two men looked at her and said, "Well, usually if you're trying to kill yourself, you put the rope around your neck."

Then the Blonde said, "Duh! I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Hollie c. 1+ years ago

this is so FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Seth T. 1+ years ago

lol i have the same joke on this site put different

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